It is written, in preparation for the coming of woman, that God caused a great sleep to come upon Adam. My wife points out, “You know, the Bible doesn’t record men ever being re-awakened.”
She refers to my inability to find anything. “Honey, bring me the glass cleaner, please.” “Where is it dear?” “Under the sink… where it always is!” “I can’t find it, sweetie!” But we all know she’ll walk into the kitchen and grab it from right where she said it was.
Let’s face it, where would men be without women? Oh yeah… still in the garden.
By the way, after this post, I’m taking suggestions for a very special Valentine gift! I’ll need it.
