A pig goes into the Western Union. It goes up to the counter, picks up a slip, runs over to the table, grabs a pen in its mouth and starts writing.
After a couple of minutes, it picks up the slip and takes it back to the clerk at the counter.
The clerk picks it up, reads it, “Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, stop.”
He looks at the pig, and says, “You know, you get 10 words for $3.50. You could add three more words to this.”
The pig looks at the clerk and says, “Well, I could, but it wouldn’t make much SENSE THEN, would it!”
Read more Possum Posts here.
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- the virtual pig in the virtual poke! (adscam.typepad.com)