Desperately Seeking Clues, um

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Dear Comment-maker,

Are you sure you’re speaking to me? The reason I ask is because WordPress thinks your comment is spam.

It seems you have something very important to share with me and my readers, but I have to be honest here. I can’t make any sense out of what you’re saying.

In an attempt to heed your advice, I’ve hunted all over my keyboard for red and black keys to no avail.

Refusing to lack perseverance, with a little help from Google, I made my way to TC’s bicycle (the only two-wheeler on the ranch)… no red and black buttons there either. She does need a new seat though. Key; what key?

Hence, I fear you may have sent these words to me in error. Should you feel I’m wrong in my conclusion, please consider these thoughts when communicating with me in the future:

1. Use words like the ones I use. If you insist on referring to things like a Ducati and its Immobiliser, fill me in on what they are. We’re a little behind here in Bryceville.

2. Spell out the acronyms. This lingo may be common in the room where you work, but it means very little in a cow pasture.

3. If your message is important enough to consider sending it in warning form, then it is important enough to present with clarity.

At the same time, pray also for us, that God may open to us a door for the word, to declare the mystery of Christ, on account of which I am in prison — that I may make it clear, which is how I ought to speak. Colossians 4:3-4 ESV

Then again, maybe your message was sent exclusively to me…

Kind Regards,

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About mtsweat

Seeking the rest that is only promised and found in Christ Jesus, along with my treasured wife of more than twenty-five years, we seek to grow in our relationship with our Heavenly Father, walk with the Holy Spirit as He moves our hearts, loving others always as Jesus loves us, and carry the news of His glory, the wonderful gospel, that gives light and life where there once was only darkness.
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2 Responses to Desperately Seeking Clues, um

  1. Hi Mike, I hope your not having a go at the Spam writers, they think I’m great and often visit me, some even give me good advice, that is if you need a lone or Viagra, but then some think I’m an awesome writer and what I Post is just what they have been looking for, although some of course feel I’m not making the most out of my Blog but they are willing to help me increase my viewers, Wow what would we do without them 🙄

    Now all we need is for one of them to fix your Like button, it is loading all the time, WordPress said they had fixed this problem but perhaps on your Blog it is on red instead of blue or is that green… Wow they must have heard me! back in a minute before it turns red again or is that blue ?

    Take Care Friend, I will leave you some Spam of my own …… Don’t believe all you hear it may be a red herring or a blue swimmer.

    Christian Love from both of us – Anne

  2. RJ Dawson says:

    Do not use the red key unless you take the blue pill.

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